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Pulis, nainis kay MP




Sa Police Station, maraming "MP" ang naganap...

PULIS: Ano ang pangalan mo?

MATT: MP po, Sir.

PULIS: Anong MP?

MATT: Matthew Perez, Sir.

PULIS: Saan ka nakatira?

MATT: MP, Sir.

PULIS: Teka, anong MP naman iyan?

MATT: Mabalacat, Pampanga po...

PULIS: Any skills?

MATT: Solving MP, Sir.

PULIS: (nainis na) Ano na namang MP yan?!

MATT: Math Problems, Sir. Solving math problems...

PULIS: Bakit ka nag-aapply ng trabaho dito?

MATT: MP, Sir.

PULIS: (galit na) Pambihira! Anong MP yan?!

MATT: Money Problems, Sir.

PULIS: Ah... okay, thank you.

MATT: Sir, kumusta naman ang MP ko?

PULIS: Ha? Linawin mo nga! Ano na naman yan?

MATT: My Performance po, Sir?

PULIS: Ahhh... sa tingin ko may MP ka!

MATT: Ah... ano pong MP yun, Sir?

PULIS: Mental Problem!!! Buset. Kanina ka pa MP ng MP dyan.
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